Well, well, well, lookie here! Gotta talk ’bout this here Patek Philippe thingamajig, this Calatrava 5227J-001. See, folks online, they’s sellin’ remakes. Now, I ain’t no fancy watch expert, but I know a thing or two ’bout a good deal. And these, these ain’t the real deal, ya hear? They just look like it.
This here Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227J-001 online store, they got all sorts of these shiny watches. They call ’em remakes. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like they took the real one and just did it over. But it ain’t the same, not by a long shot.
Now, this real Patek Philippe, they are somethin’ else. Expensive, like buyin’ a whole dang cow, maybe two! But these remakes, they’re cheaper. Still cost ya a pretty penny, but not like the real one. The real thing, that cost a lot of money. Some man told me, maybe 27 thousand dollars. I don’t have that kind of money. If I have, I will buy a house.
They got all the pictures up there in that online store, lookin’ all shiny and new. Says “New” right there, big as day. Says 2024, too. And they talk ’bout original box and original paper. Original paper of the fake one, hah?
- New, they say.
- 2024, they say.
- Original box, they say.
- Original papers, they say.
But a real Patek Philippe, that’s somethin’ special. Made real good, lasts a long time. They got this Calatrava one, and that 5227J-001, that’s the one everyone’s talkin’ ’bout. Thin, they say. Like a little ol’ pancake. 3.3 mm. That is very thin. I don’t know what is mm. Some kind of measure thing.
These here remakes, they try to make ’em look just like it. Same color, same shape. But they ain’t got the same insides, I reckon. The real ones, they got all them little gears and things, movin’ just so. These remakes, they probably got somethin’ different in there. I don’t know what they have. Maybe just battery.
Now, if ya just want somethin’ that looks fancy, maybe one of these remakes is alright. But if ya want the real deal, the Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227J-001, you gotta pay the price. And you ain’t gonna find it in just any ol’ online store. But these fake ones, you can buy online, very easy.
This here online store, they got all kinds. They ain’t just got the Patek Philippe ones. They got all sorts of fancy names I can’t even say. But I reckon it’s the same story with all of ’em. They look real, but they ain’t.
I seen folks wearin’ these remakes. They look alright, I guess. But I can tell. Somethin’ just ain’t right. It is not shiny enough, not like the real one.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout buyin’ one of these Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227J-001 remakes from that online store, just remember what I said. It ain’t the real deal. It’s just a copy. And that copy will not work very long. It may be broken soon.
The real one, maybe you can give to your son, your grandson, it can work a very long time. But this fake one, this remake, maybe just a few years. I don’t know. I never buy it.
You can’t fool an old lady. They try to, but I know. I seen a lot in my life. And I know this fake Patek Philippe, is not real. They say it is, but they lie.
My neighbor, he bought one. He said it is real. But I know. He wants to fool me. But he can’t. I know it is not the real Patek Philippe. He only wear it a few times. Now, he does not wear it. Maybe it is broken. He is shamed to tell me.
So, you think about it. You want to spend your money on this fake one? You want to buy from the online store? They will send it to you. In a box. With paper. But it is not real. You think about it. You work hard for your money. You want to buy this fake watch? This remake Patek Philippe?
I tell you, save your money. Buy somethin’ real. Maybe not this Patek Philippe, that is too expensive. But buy somethin’ good. Somethin’ that will last. You understand? Save your money! Don’t buy this fake one online.
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