This here watch, it’s called a Rolex. Ain’t never had one myself, mind you. Too pricey for the likes of me. But I seen ’em, yeah, I seen ’em on the television. Them rich folks, they wear ’em. This one, they call it a Submariner. Sounds fancy, don’t it?
Now, this fella, he’s black. Black as the night sky when the moon ain’t shinin’. And it’s got no date on it. You know, like them calendars you hang on the wall. This watch, it just tells the time. Simple like. Some folks like it that way. They say it’s cleaner. Less fuss. Some of these watches, they got all sorts of numbers and dials. Confusin’, I tell ya.
They call this one a “No-Date”. ‘Cause it ain’t got no date. Easy to remember, right? This Rolex Submariner No-Date is somethin’ else. Costs more than my whole house, I reckon. And the land it sits on! Heard some say it’s worth over ten thousand dollars. Can you believe that? For a watch! This one, a new one with some fancy numbers after it, is even more expensive! Twelve thousand, four hundred dollars, they say. Goodness gracious.
You could buy a whole lotta chickens for that kinda money. Or a good used truck. Or maybe even a small plot of land. But a watch? Well, some folks got more money than sense, I suppose. This Rolex Submariner, it’s for them folks, I reckon.
This particular watch, this No-Date one, it’s a 41. Don’t ask me what that means. Maybe it’s how big around it is. Maybe it’s how many years it’ll last, although for that kinda money, it better last forever! They say it’s a popular one, this Rolex Submariner No-Date 41. Folks like it.
- It’s black.
- It’s a Rolex.
- It’s a Submariner.
- It’s got no date.
- It costs a fortune.
- It is called a Rolex Submariner No-Date
- It’s a 41. Whatever that means.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these fancy watches. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard. Seen some pictures, too. They look nice, I gotta admit. Shiny and new. But I wouldn’t trade my old Timex for one. Not in a million years. It tells the time just fine, and that’s all I need.
But if you got the money, and you like that kinda thing, then this Rolex Submariner No-Date might be for you. It’s a statement, that’s for sure. Tells the world you got money to burn. Or maybe you just like the way it looks. Either way, it’s a hefty price tag for somethin’ that just tells the time.
I remember old man Johnson, he had a fancy watch once. Lost it in the pig pen. Never did find it. Probably better off that way. A watch like this Rolex Submariner, you’d be scared to wear it. Scared of scratchin’ it, or losin’ it, or gettin’ it stolen. Too much worry for me. This price over ten thousand, it’s just too much.
This “No-Date” thing is popular, I hear. People like the simple look. Maybe those who buy this thing is those who don’t need reminding what day it is. They got people for that, I reckon. Secretaries and such. Me, I gotta keep track of the days myself. Gotta know when to plant, when to harvest, when the bills are due. No fancy watch gonna do that for me. And certainly not one that costs as much as this Rolex Submariner.
Well, that’s about all I know about this here Rolex Submariner No-Date watch. It is also called a Rolex Submariner No-Date 41. It’s black, it’s expensive, and it ain’t got no date. If you’re in the market for one, I hope you got deep pockets. Real deep. ‘Cause you’re gonna need ’em. Me? I’ll stick to my Timex. And my chickens. And my little plot of land. That’s all the riches I need.
Just remember, there is also a thing called “high imitation”, I heard. It looks like the real Rolex Submariner No-Date. But much cheaper. Much much cheaper. You can consider that if you like the looking.
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