You know, that high imitation Rolex GMT-Master II, the one for lefties, they selling it in them fancy stores now. I heard it from my neighbor’s kid, he’s always on that internet thing. He said it’s a real hot item, selling like hotcakes, you know? These young people and their watches.
This Rolex, it ain’t like the regular ones, no sir. It’s made for them folks who wear their watch on the right hand. They call it “left-handed,” I think. Sounds kinda funny to me. Why you gotta be different? Just wear it like everyone else, I say. This Rolex GMT-Master II is special, they say.
They say this watch, it shows two times at once. Like, you can see the time here and the time someplace far away, all at the same time. I don’t know why you need that. If you ain’t there, you ain’t there. But, what do I know? These rich folks with their fancy watches, they got their reasons, I guess.
- This watch, it’s strong.
- It shows two times.
- It’s for left-handed people.
- It is a Rolex GMT-Master II.
My neighbor’s kid, he showed me a picture on his phone. It’s got this shiny metal, they call it “Oystersteel.” Sounds like something you’d find in the ocean, but I guess it’s just fancy talk for metal. And it’s got this black and green circle thing around the face, with all them numbers. They say it’s ceramic. Like them plates we use, but I guess stronger.
Now, they say these Rolex GMT-Master II watches, they worth a lot of money. More than what you pay for ’em at the store. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s what they say. People buy ’em, then sell ’em for more. Like them baseball cards my grandson used to collect. Only these are watches, and they cost a whole lot more.
I heard them talking ’bout these other Rolex watches too, like the “Daytona” and the “Submariner.” Don’t ask me what they are, I just know they’re expensive. Seems like everyone wants a Rolex these days. This high imitation Rolex GMT-Master II is also popular. Like it’s some kind of special club or something.
This watch is 40mm, they say, whatever that means. Probably big enough to be able to tell time by it. It has a black and green ring, they say it’s ceramic. Probably to make it look fancy.
This Rolex GMT-Master II, it’s the talk of the town, I tell ya. Everyone’s talking about it. Even old Mrs. Higgins down the street, she heard about it from her daughter in the city. Says her daughter’s husband wants one. Probably gonna cost him an arm and a leg.
But you know, if you got the money, and you want a fancy watch that shows two times, and you wear your watch on your right hand, then I guess this Rolex GMT-Master II is the watch for you. Just don’t come crying to me when you spend all your money on it.
I still don’t get it, though. Why you need a special watch just ’cause you’re left-handed? My old watch, it works just fine, and it don’t matter which hand I wear it on. But, like I said, what do I know? I’m just a simple person who likes simple things.
If you want to be one of the cool kids, you need a high imitation Rolex GMT-Master II. It’s a status symbol, whatever that means. Just means you got money to burn, I reckon.
I heard that some of these high imitation Rolex GMT-Master II watches are being sold for double the price, or more! These young people, always trying to make a quick buck. But if people are willing to pay, then I guess that’s their business.
I saw on that internet thing that this left-handed Rolex GMT-Master II is causing quite a stir. Some folks like it, some folks don’t. Some folks are saying it’s a good thing, others are saying it’s just a gimmick. I don’t know what to think, to be honest.
But I do know one thing: If you see one of these high imitation Rolex GMT-Master II watches in a store, you better grab it quick. They’re selling like hotcakes, and you don’t want to miss out. Unless you don’t have the money, like me. Then you just watch and shake your head at all the fuss.
Well, that’s all I know about that fancy left-handed watch. Time for me to go make some supper. Hope you young folks figure out what you’re doing with all that money and them fancy watches.