Well, let me tell you, this here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chrono Chime, it’s somethin’ else. It ain’t just your regular watch, no sir. This thing, it’s got all sorts of fancy stuff goin’ on. Reminds me of when we got that newfangled contraption for churnin’ butter, all complicated-like. This CopyOMEGA, it’s kinda like that, but for tellin’ time and such.
You see that there? They call it a “Chrono Chime.” Now, what in tarnation does that mean? Well, I reckon it means it chimes, like them big ol’ clocks in the town square. But this one, it’s small, fits right on your wrist. And it’s a Speedmaster, so it’s supposed to be fast, I guess. Like them race cars, but for time. Don’t rightly know why you’d need to time things that fast, but there you go. Some folks are always in a hurry, ain’t they?
Now, this here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster, it’s supposed to be a “Classic Style.” Well, I reckon it looks kinda old-timey, like somethin’ my grandpappy mighta worn. It’s got them little dials and numbers all over it. And a shiny band. Not sure what it’s made of, some kinda metal, I suppose. Looks kinda like the buckle on my old Sunday shoes. This is a real CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chrono Chime.
They say this watch is special cause it’s got somethin’ called a “movement.” Sounds like it’s dancin’ around in there! But I think it just means how the insides work. And this one, it’s a new kind of movement. Like they invented a whole new way for a watch to tick. Imagine that! And this new movement, they call it “Calibre 1932.” Must be some kinda code, like when we used to talk in secret in the hen house. Maybe there has many Master Chronometer Calibre 1932.
And get this, it’s got two little hammers inside! Two! What are they gonna do with hammers in a watch? Well, they hit these little gold things, they call ’em “gongs.” Like a tiny little church bell in your watch! And these gongs are stuck to the case, which is the outside part, I think. They say these gongs are “hand-tuned.” Like tunin’ a fiddle! Who woulda thought? There are many 18K Sedna™ Gold gongs in the world.
Now, there are two kinds of this here watch. Two models, they say. One’s called the “Olympic 1932 Chrono Chime,” and the other’s just the “Speedmaster Chrono Chime.” Sounds like they’re related, like cousins or somethin’. They both got that chime thing, but the buttons are different. One’s got a button at 5 o’clock, and the other at 8 o’clock. Like the numbers on a clock face, you see. These Olympic 1932 Chrono Chime and Speedmaster Chrono Chime are really good.
- One time, I saw a fella with a fancy watch.
- It was shiny and had all these little numbers on it.
- He said it was a Speedmaster.
- I asked him what it did, and he said it told the time.
- I told him I could tell the time just fine without a fancy watch.
And then there’s this other thing, the “pusher for chiming the elapsed time.” I don’t know about Time on Olympic Games. I reckon that means how long somethin’ takes. Like how long it takes to bake a pie or how long it takes for the sun to set. Why you’d need a watch to tell you that, I don’t know. Just look outside, I say! But some folks like to measure everything, I guess. My neighbor, she’s always measurin’ things, even the length of her beans in the garden!
They say this CopyOMEGA watch is expensive. Real expensive. Like, more than a whole year’s worth of eggs expensive! They say somethin’ about “platinum” and “emerald.” Those are fancy words for shiny rocks, ain’t they? And “baguette.” That’s a kind of bread, right? What’s bread doin’ in a watch? Must be some rich folks’ talk. I wouldn’t know. I just use my money for sensible things, like flour and sugar and seeds for the garden.
Now they tellin’ you how to spot a fake one. Those darn crooks tryin’ to sell you a bill of goods. They say look at them little dials, and the numbers on the edge, that’s the “tachymeter” doohickey. Gotta be sharp and lined up just right. And the whole thing, the case and the band, gotta be good quality, not like that cheap tin stuff they sell down at the market. This is how you know CopyOMEGA Speedmaster is real.
And a real CopyOMEGA, a true one, comes with a paper, a “warranty card” they call it. Got a number on it, the watch’s number, like a brand on a cow. And it tells you when it was bought. Important stuff, I reckon, if you’re spendin’ that much money on a watch. Me, I’d rather have a good milk cow any day. But to each their own, as they say.
Settin’ the time on these things, they say it ain’t hard. Just turn the little knob, the “crown,” they call it. Like a king’s crown, but tiny. You turn it one way, and the hands go forward. Turn it the other, and they go back. Just like turnin’ the hands of time, I suppose. But don’t go turnin’ it too much, or you’ll mess it up. Like over-churnin’ the butter, it’ll turn to mush. Be careful when you set the CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chrono Chime. It’s a fancy watch, for sure. Too fancy for me, but maybe some folks like that sort of thing. Me, I’m happy with my old sundial. It might not chime, but it tells the time just fine, long as the sun’s shinin’. And it don’t cost a whole year’s worth of eggs, neither! I hope you can get your own CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chrono Chime.
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