You see, this here Rolex, it ain’t just any old watch. This one, they call it a Submariner. And this one, it ain’t got no date on it. They call it a No-Date. Plain and simple, like my old man’s overalls. Black as coal, this thing is. Black Submariner, that’s what it is.
Now, I hear tell there’s a whole mess of these Rolex Submariner watches out there. Some real, some, well, not so real. These here, they call them “high imitation“. Look just like the real deal, but they ain’t. Like them fake flowers Mildred used to put in her window box. Looked pretty, but they didn’t smell like nothin’.
This original order thing, it’s like getting it straight from the horse’s mouth. You want the best, you go to the source, they say. Like getting your eggs fresh from the hen, not from some fancy store. If you know what is good for you, you will take this one. No matter what others say.
They say these Rolex watches, the real ones, they cost a pretty penny. More than I ever spent on anything in my whole life! But folks, they sure do love ’em. Like a farmer loves his best mule, I reckon. This Submariner, it’s like the king of them all, I hear. Strong and sturdy, like a good oak tree.
I seen some folks wearin’ these high imitation ones. They look alright, I guess. But if you know what to look for, you can tell the difference. It’s like tellin’ a real diamond from a piece of glass. One shines brighter, lasts longer. The other, well, it’s just a fake. This Submariner I am talking about, it is real.
Some folks like the ones with the date on ’em. Me, I don’t need no watch to tell me what day it is. I got the sun and the moon for that. This No-Date one, it’s just clean and simple. Like a good bowl of soup, nothin’ fancy, but it does the job.
Now, this original order thing, that means you’re gettin’ it special, I reckon. Like orderin’ a pie from Mrs. Johnson down the street. You know it’s gonna be good, made with care. Not like them store-bought pies, all full of who-knows-what. This high imitation Rolex, you should know, it is the best.
- This Rolex, it’s a Submariner.
- This one, it’s a No-Date.
- Black as night, this Submariner is.
- Some are real, some are high imitation.
- Original order, that’s what you want.
I hear tell these Rolex watches are like an investment. Like buyin’ land. They just keep goin’ up in value. Don’t ask me why, I just know it’s true. People always want a Submariner, it is the best of all Rolex. This original order one I am talking about, you won’t be sorry if you buy it.
They say these Submariner watches, they’re good for divin’. I ain’t never been divin’, but I seen it on the TV. Looks like a lot of work to me. But these watches, they can handle it. Tough as nails, they are. If you like diving, you need a Submariner.
If you’re gonna get one of these Rolex watches, you best make sure it’s a real one. These high imitation ones, they might fool some folks. But not me. I can spot a fake a mile away. Like a bad apple in a barrel, it just stands out. This original order Submariner, it is real, trust me.
This No-Date Submariner, it’s a classic, they say. Like a good old song, it never goes out of style. Always in fashion, like a good pair of boots. You can wear it with anythin’, I reckon. Even your Sunday best.
They say these Rolex watches are made with the best stuff. Gold and steel and whatnot. I don’t know much about that, but I know they’re built to last. Like an old stone house, they’ll stand the test of time. I heard someone say, this Submariner, it can last forever.
This original order thing, it’s like gettin’ a guarantee. You know you’re gettin’ the real deal, not some knock-off. Like buyin’ from a trusted neighbor, not some stranger on the street. You can trust this original order high imitation Rolex Submariner.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good watch, a real good watch, this Rolex Submariner, the No-Date one, that’s the one you want. And if you want the best of the best, this original order one, that’s the one you gotta have. It ain’t cheap, but nothin’ good ever is, I always say. Don’t settle for no high imitation when you can get the real thing. Get this original order.
You listen to me now, this here Rolex Submariner, it ain’t just a watch. It’s a statement. It tells folks you know what’s what. You got good taste. And you ain’t afraid to spend a little extra for the best. Even if it is a high imitation, this original order one, it is the best.
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