This here’s about that high imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, you know, the one they call “Bluesy.” Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market, sayin’ it’s a real fancy watch. But, you know, I ain’t never been one for fancy things. Still, gotta say, that blue color, it’s kinda pretty. Like a summer sky after a good rain. And the gold, well, it shines like that one tooth old man got.
Now, I heard some young fella say this Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner quote is high. He was goin’ on about “replica” and “two-tone” and a whole bunch of other words I didn’t rightly understand. Sounds like city talk to me. But he said this Rolex Submariner, it’s somethin’ special. He said it costs more than my whole house, well, close to. Can you believe that? A watch costin’ that much! Back in my day, we just looked at the sun to tell the time. Or, listened to the roosters, they was our clocks.
They say this Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, it’s got somethin’ called “116613LB.” Don’t ask me what that means. Probably some secret code the rich folks use. They say this Rolex 116613lb Review is good. I don’t know about reviews, all I know is, if it tells time and it ain’t broken, it’s good enough for me.
And another one they call Rolex Submariner Date 126613LB, it also very good. They say it is luxury watch. I say, what is luxury? Can you eat it? Can you wear it to keep warm? I don’t think so.
These young people, they always want new. “In stock” they said. What stock? Is it cow? Or sheep? They say Rolex 126618lb on YouTube. You know what is YouTube? It’s that moving picture box. What is 126618lb? I don’t know. Maybe how heavy it is. My old bones can’t carry that much weight.
I heard some folks sayin’ that the blue on this watch, sometimes it looks kinda purple. “Burple,” they called it. Like a bruise, I reckon. Makes you wonder if it’s worth all that money if the color ain’t even right. And that it will break your heart. I say, how a watch can break your heart? Only people can break your heart, not a watch.
- This one fella, he said he was gonna go see some dealer. An “AD,” he called it. Sounds like a sickness to me.
- Said he was gonna choose between two of these fancy watches.
- Said he read a lot of things about ’em, and most folks liked the blue one.
- But, he said he was gonna decide for himself what looked best. That’s the smart way to do it, I reckon. Don’t always trust what other folks say.
They talk about Rolex 116234 Blue Dial, I don’t know what that mean. Blue is blue, right? Why they need to say dial? Dial is what? Can I use it cook? They say this Rolex is expensive. They say it is 9000, maybe 10000. That’s a lot of money. That’s like a hundred chickens and a cow.
Then I heard ’em sayin’ somethin’ about “two-tone” costin’ more than “steel.” Steel is what they make those strong fences out of, ain’t it? And they say two-tone has gold. Gold is that shiny stuff, like I said before. They say this gold is expensive. I reckon it is. Never had much use for it myself, ‘cept for maybe sellin’ it if times got tough.
Now, this “Bluesy,” they say it’s rare. Means there ain’t many of ’em around. Like a white crow. And they say it’s sellin’ for a lot of money. They say “average of �20”. I don’t know what that symbol is, but I think it’s money. 20 is a lot. I can buy many seeds with that money. Can plant many potatoes.
Well, that’s all I heard about this high imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss over a watch, if you ask me. But, I guess some folks like that kinda thing. Me? I’m happy with my old clock. It might not be fancy, but it tells the time just fine. And that’s all that really matters, ain’t it? Keeps on tickin’, just like me. It is good watch. Just like my old chicken, it is good chicken.
They say this watch is luxury watch. I don’t know. I think my old blanket is luxury. It keeps me warm in winter. That’s luxury to me. I don’t need a fancy watch. I have the sun, the moon, and the stars to tell me the time.
These young people, always after some fancy Rolex Submariner Tone, I don’t know what that is. I just know my old shoes have tone, they have brown tone, black tone, from all the mud. That’s real tone, not like these fancy watches.
I heard them say 126622 Rolex for sale, what is 126622? I don’t know. So many numbers. I only know number 1, 2, 3. That’s enough for me. And for sale? Everything can be for sale. My eggs are for sale. My vegetables are for sale. Why not a watch?
This whole thing, it’s like a big storm in a teacup. All this talk about a watch. A watch is a watch. It tells time. That’s it. No need to make it into somethin’ it ain’t. They say this high imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner quote is something special, I say, my grandma’s old recipe is special. It feed the whole family. That’s special.
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