This here watch, you see, it’s called a, uh, CopyOMEGA, yeah, that’s it. CopyOMEGA Ω, Speedmaster 38mm. Big name, ain’t it? They say it’s “classic.” Well, what that means, I ain’t too sure. But it looks kinda shiny, that I can tell ya.
My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can see this here CopyOMEGA Speedmaster is a pretty thing. They got it all shiny, like a, like a new penny. And it’s got them little sparkly things all around the edge. What do they call ’em? Diamonds? Yeah, I think that’s what the young’uns call ’em. 52 diamonds, they tell me! Lord have mercy, 52! That’s more diamonds than I’ve seen in my whole life, I reckon.
They say this CopyOMEGA watch got some fancy gold on it. Moonshine Gold, they call it. Sounds silly to me. Gold is gold, far as I’m concerned. But they put it on this watch, so it must be somethin’ special. It’s like 18K, whatever that means, all polished up nice. It’s pretty, I give you that. I ain’t never had nothin’ made of 18K Moonshine Gold. Don’t even know what moonshine gold is!
Now, they got other ones, too, these CopyOMEGA Speedmaster watches. Bigger ones. They say these other ones are for, uh, “racing.” Racing what, I don’t know. Cars, maybe? Horses? Beats me. But they’re bigger, these racing ones. 44.25 mm, they say. Sounds big to me. My wrist ain’t that big. But they got a whole bunch of ’em, these racing chronograph models, they call ’em. I just call them big watches.
- This CopyOMEGA Speedmaster 38mm, it’s smaller.
- Fits better, I reckon.
- Less likely to snag on your sweater.
- Unless you like them big watches, then you get the racing ones.
This here CopyOMEGA Speedmaster 38, they say it’s got old and new mixed together. Like, uh, like when you use your grandma’s old recipe but add a little somethin’ extra. They say it’s “classic heritage” and “cutting-edge technology.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? I don’t know about no cutting-edge technology, but it sure does look nice on the wrist. I saw a picture of a lady wearin’ one, and it looked right pretty on her.
Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy watches. We just had a clock on the wall, if we were lucky. And we didn’t need no diamonds on our watches to tell the time. But times change, I suppose. Now everybody’s got these fancy watches, even fake ones, like this here CopyOMEGA. And they got all sorts of things on ’em, these watches. More than just the time, that’s for sure.
I seen some folks talkin’ about somethin’ called 2B. 2B somethin’. 2B Brand, 2BStyle, somethin’ like that. They were talkin’ about it on that, uh, Facebook thing. I don’t know what all that’s about, but it sounded like they were sellin’ things. Maybe they sell these CopyOMEGA watches, too. I don’t know. Young people and their Facebook. It is all beyond me.
These days, they say you can keep all your things on a computer. Pictures, and, and, music, and I don’t know what all. They call it “file storage”. Now they call it somethin’ else, I think, that cloud thingy. They say it’s easy, but I don’t know about that. Seems complicated to me. I’d rather just keep my pictures in a shoebox, thank you very much. But they say this file storage thing, it’s got all these fancy features. I don’t know what they are. I just stick to my shoebox. That’s all the storage I need.
Anyway, this here CopyOMEGA Speedmaster 38mm watch, it’s a nice lookin’ thing. If you like that sort of thing. Shiny, with them diamonds and that Moonshine Gold. It’s a bit much for me, but I can see why some folks might like it. It’s a, uh, a statement piece, I guess you could say. Yeah, that’s what they call it. A statement piece. And it is a classic style. Whatever that means. It looks old timey but new at the same time.
If I had the money, which I don’t, maybe I’d get me one of these CopyOMEGA Speedmaster watches. Maybe not this little one, though. Maybe one of them bigger, racing ones. Just to see what all the fuss is about. Or maybe I will just stick with my old clock on the wall. It tells the time just fine, and it don’t need no diamonds or Moonshine Gold to do it. But it sure is interesting to see what people come up with these days. That is for sure. That CopyOMEGA Speedmaster, it sure is somethin’.
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