This here Rolex Submariner, that’s a fancy name for a watch, ain’t it? Now, I hear tell there’s a lot of fake ones out there. Cost a pretty penny, these real ones do. They say these watches, the real ones, they got some weight to ’em. Feel heavy on your wrist, not like some cheap trinket you get at the five and dime. And the edges, they’re supposed to be just so. No rough spots, you see.
They call this here a “green” one. I reckon it’s ’cause of that green color around the face. Like that there emerald your cousin Mabel got from her second husband, the one who ran off to California. But this green, it’s a different kind of green, shiny like. And these watches, they got all sorts of numbers and such on ’em. I don’t rightly understand all that, but folks who know about these things, they sure do get excited about it.
Now, if you’re gonna be buyin’ one of these, you best be careful. Lots of folks out there tryin’ to sell you a fake Rolex. They make ’em look real good, I hear. But they ain’t the real deal. They say you gotta look close, real close, to tell the difference. Check that metal, that’s what they say. And the way it’s put together.
You ever seen one of them High imitation Rolex Submariner Green? Look just like the real deal to the naked eye, but they ain’t got the right guts. They told me they was all sorts of fake ones. Some is just plain junk, the other looks more like the real McCoy.
They’s got these places, Specialty Stores, where they sell these fancy watches. I seen ’em when I went to the city with my granddaughter. Big windows, shiny floors. Not like the stores around here, that’s for sure. They say that’s where you gotta go if you want a real one. But even then, you gotta be careful. People will try to trick you, take your money, specially if you is willin’ to shell out for a Rolex Submariner Green.
These watches, they got somethin’ inside ’em called a “rotor.” Now, I don’t know much about how watches work. But they told me it’s like a little engine. And this here rotor, it spins around and around, keeps the watch tickin’. That’s how they say, you don’t need no batteries. You wear it, and it keeps on goin’. My old watch, the one I got from my late husband, bless his soul, that one needed a battery. Every year or so, I’d have to take it down to the jeweler to get a new one. This Rolex, it’s different, they say.
- That “rotor” thing, it’s like a little engine inside.
- Keeps the watch tickin’ without no batteries.
- Just wear it, and it keeps on goin’.
- No need to wind it up, like them old pocket watches.
If you is looking to get a Rolex Submariner Green, you is gonna look long and hard to find a good Specialty Stores. I hear tell, some of these are even harder to find. They got special numbers on ’em, somethin’ about “5517” and “5513.” Don’t ask me what that means. But folks who collect these watches, they go crazy for those ones. They say they’re real rare, like a four-leaf clover in a field of weeds. And they’ll pay a whole heap of money for ’em, too. More than I ever made in a year, that’s for sure.
I reckon some folks, they just like havin’ somethin’ special. Somethin’ that not everyone else has. Like my neighbor, she got that fancy rooster. Only one in the whole county with feathers like that. Struts around like he owns the place. Maybe these watches are like that. Somethin’ special to show off.
Now, them fake ones, they call ’em “clones.” Like them sheep they cloned in that science show on the TV. Looks the same on the outside, but ain’t the same on the inside. These clone watches, they might look like a Rolex, but they ain’t got the same stuff inside. They say they’re just for show, like them plastic flowers my sister puts in her window box. Look pretty from afar, but up close, you can tell they ain’t real.
They’s even got something called a “super clone”. I reckon that’s even better fake than just a regular fake. It’s like they took a real Rolex Submariner Green and copied everythin’, every little bit. Even put that fancy rotor inside. But it still ain’t real, they say. It’s like fool’s gold, shiny and pretty but ain’t worth nothin’ compared to the real thing. Best watch where you is buyin’ your Rolex Submariner.
- Fake watches are called “clones.”
- They look like the real thing but aren’t.
- Some are just for show, like plastic flowers.
- “Super clones” are even better fakes.
- They copy everything, but it’s still not a real Rolex.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one of these Rolex Submariner Green, you best do your research. Find a good Specialty Stores. Learn about those numbers and that rotor thing. And be careful of them fakes. They’re everywhere, like ants at a picnic. Don’t let ’em fool you. You want the real deal, the one that’s heavy on your wrist and keeps on tickin’ without no battery. The one that’s worth more than a whole year’s worth of work. That’s the one you want, the real Rolex Submariner.
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