Listen up, gonna tell ya ’bout these watches, the kind the fancy folks wear. Audemars Piguet, they call it. Sounds like some Frenchie thing, don’t it? Anyhow, they got these black strap ones. Now, I ain’t one for fancy, but even I can tell ya, black goes with everything. Kinda like my old black shawl, goes with my Sunday dress and my workin’ clothes too.
So, these watches, they got straps. Black straps. And folks, they pay good money for ’em. Someone told me they sell ’em on that e-something site, eBay? Said you can find all sorts there. People sellin’ old ones, new ones, all kinda things. Even got free shippin’. Imagine that! Somethin’ comin’ right to your door, no need to hitch a ride to town.
- Black straps. Like I said, goes with everything.
- Fancy name. Audemars Pig-what? Can’t even say it right.
- Lotsa money. Heard they cost a pretty penny. More than my ol’ rooster, that’s for sure.
Now, they tell me these watches ain’t just any watches. They got some kinda fancy work in ’em. Like, gears and stuff. Supposed to be real good work, better than them Rolex ones. Though, I reckon if a watch tells time, it tells time. Don’t matter if it’s got fancy guts or not. My old kitchen clock, rusty as it is, still wakes me up for milkin’ time.
Folks talkin’ ’bout how you can tell if one of them watches is real or fake. Somethin’ ’bout the way the little hand moves. Smooth, they say. Not tick-tock like my old clock. And somethin’ ’bout fancy writin’ on it. Engravin’ or somethin’. Wouldn’t know myself, but I reckon if you’re gonna spend that much money, you wanna make sure it’s the real deal.
They got these fancy buttons for your sleeves too, cufflinks they call ’em. Royal somethin’. Sounds fit for a king, don’t it? Matching your watch buttons to your sleeve buttons. Lord have mercy, the things people spend their money on. But hey, if it makes ’em happy.
And they sell these watches all over. Even got ’em in America. They ship ’em overnight, they say. Like magic, get it to ya fast. And they got all black ones, everything black. Kinda like my old cast iron pot, black all over from years of cookin’ over the fire.
People askin’ if these watches are worth the money. If they hold their value, whatever that means. Well, I reckon if you buy somethin’ and you like it, it’s worth it. And if you can sell it later for more, well, that’s just a bonus, ain’t it?
They say the price goes up every year. Somethin’ ’bout the economy. Money changin’ hands, worth more one day, less the next. Just like the price of eggs, up and down like a see-saw.
Anyhow, that’s all I know ’bout them fancy watches. Black straps, fancy name, lotsa money. If you got the cash to spare, go ahead and get one. Me, I’ll stick to my old clock. Tells time just fine, and it ain’t never let me down.
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